Wade recently sold...
this,
and this,
and this,
and this.
So he could buy...
So he could buy...
this.Her name is Ophelia and she's tri-bike. He holds her with just a few fingers to emphasize the weightlessness of her carbon fiber frame. If it were socially acceptable to take on a bicycle as a second wife, I would have reason to worry.
(note: that is Wade's old college SLR, the kind that takes film. What?? NOT the new lovely digital SLR Santa brought for Christmas)
(note: that is Wade's old college SLR, the kind that takes film. What?? NOT the new lovely digital SLR Santa brought for Christmas)
9 comments:
tell me that's not your nice new camera he sold... and congrats on the new love. while she may spend a lot of time between his legs, she can not provide the satisfaction you can, sister.
Okay Amberly's comment is way too funny. I can't imagine you saying that. Ha ha ha. She's got a point though.
Thats my boy!!! That thing is bitchen camero. She will provide a new level of satisfaction that you have never experienced before trust me I know ;). You will want to keep her close to you at night I guarantee you wont sleep well unless she is by your side. She will become your new desktop picture on your work computer. Care for her, clean and lube her regularly,keep her tires firm and encourage her when she is down and can't go any further. You just need the sperm helmet and you are set for IM. Picture this you and me in spandex you on ofelia and me on Vela watching the sun come up over the red rock canyons in St George while we compete in IM. You in or what?
That's all good and fine but tell me that you got a new jogging stroller too. Otherwise it's just not cool.
And yep, Amberly is hilarious.
That's pretty rad that it is really that lightweight. Fun for Wade. I am excited for him for his next big race.
Yup, still laughing at Amberly's comment. But, I guess if you are gonna do something you've gotta do it up right. Congrats on your new addition. :)
Oh true love. It's a beautiful thing. Congrats you two.
I don't get all this personal talk over a BIKE! I mean, it's probably a nice bike and all, but really, all this sexual, personal stuff. Do we need to worry? Glad you clarified the camera thing.
I guess this wouldn't be the right time to tell Wade that Mark has Orbea connections....
Next time he needs any tri stuff you should have him email Mark, I think he also has connections with (I can't remember the brand name right now) but the really good expensive wet suit people.
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