Oh my little T. Jane, she's come up with some ringers lately. It makes me laugh out loud to read these again, I've been collecting them for a few months now. I wonder if they're as funny to anyone else as they are to me.
-She puts together some of the most spectacular get-ups. She'll usually check herself out in the mirror, turn around and look at me and say, "Mom, I loove fashion!"
-"Bode you need to be quiet, we do not scream, do you understand?"
-Use of the word actually. Like...
"Tess, do you want to go get a taco for dinner?"..."Actually, I will have some french fries." or...
Today I was putting some cotton athletic shorts on Bode. She asks, "Mom, are those Bode's basketball shorts?"..."Yes, they look like basketball shorts don't they? Maybe Bode will be an athlete!" I start singing, "Bode's number one! Bode's number one!"...Tessa says, "Actually Mom, I think Bode is a six."
-While playing Playdough, "Tessa, what are you building?"..."A house of god."
-"Tessa who is in our family?"..."Well, dad is in our family, mom is in our family."..."What about Tessa? Is Tessa in our family?"... "Yes, I am! And stinky Bode, he is in our family."
-Wade will call Tessa from the other room and she'll respond, "I'm coming handsome boy!" or sometimes when he leaves for work, "Goodbye handsome dad."
-Lately, her favorite game is duck, duck goose. The other night after Wade and I both gotten up and run around in a circle about 20 times each we suggested we play a different game. "Okay" she says, "How about ruck, ruck, juice?!"
-Sitting in the grocery cart, "Mom, are your pants are tight?" Mmmm, apparently so.
-We are gearing up for a move, last Saturday we cleaned out the garage. After breakfast we were getting ready to walk out, I turned around and asked Tessa, "T, are you coming?"..."No, mom, you go help dad, I'm going to watch a show."
-Tessa: "Oh, I got something on my face!" Me: "You do? What is it?" Tessa: "I don't know, maybe a zit."
-Tessa: "Mom, you want some gum?" Me: "Um, not right now, but thank you." Tessa: "You don't want it mom?" Me: "No, thank you. Will you save it for me for me later?" Tessa: hesitating..."Ok, I hope I don't eat it."
-"I am feeling ill today."
-Running around in her underpants...so matter of fact "Mom, I am not being modest! We are modest in this house, but I am not modest in my panties!"
-Not to long after Bode was born we had Tessa's favorite sitter over to watch her while we grabbed a bite. She was asking Tessa all about her new baby brother and she summed it up in one sentence. "His name is Bode Banks Hunt and he eats my moms buttons."
Oh man, she kills me.
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i am laughing out loud at that last one! oh man, what a squirt!
ZITS? feeling ill? your pants are too tight? She kills me!
Stop it! She is a keeper for sure and oh my what she will tell her nursery leader and school teachers! You are in for it for sure!
P.S. Moving?..Where???
She is hilarious. And what, you're moving? Where to? I assume close, same ward?
I read these to aaron the other day and we were dying. She is the best...THE BEST I tell you.
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